You’re telling me. Who knows though, maybe it will go by fast.
Part of me thinks it won’t, the other part thinks it will. I honestly have no idea.
Too many.
It’s actually kind of annoying how far away it is.
You and me both.
Glad I’m not the only one.
I second totally second this.
As you should, dude.
SAME HERE!!!
Glad we’re all on the same page, actually.

I am so ready to get out of this place.

It feels good to be back.
It’s hard not to like Brittany. Although you do have to supervise Brittany with Caroline, but I think that’s to be expected. She’s really just the sweetest baby. I really don’t know how we got so lucky. Everyone loves her, even Coach Sylvester asked to hold her. You make me too emotional. Really, it’s just… it’s all so perfect. Everything.
That is to be expected. I know, she really is. And I just…I can’t with her. She’s so perfect. It’s pretty much impossible not to love her. I mean, look at her! How could you not? I’m sorry, baby. But it’s all true. All of it, everything. Even though it doesn’t seem like it, but it is.

But the penises online don’t talk. The thing is, though… I just put Caroline down for a nap. And there’s nothing on the kitchen table but your naked wife, and you aren’t here.
I am there! Trust me! I am there!

She’s simply precious. She adores Jesse and Blaine. I wish you didn’t have practice today. I took her in for Glee, and she was not liking anyone at all. Blaine picks her up and it’s like they’ve been best friends forever. I love you too, Noah. I don’t say these things because I have to. It’s because I want to.
I know she does. And she seems to like Brittany too, considering they both are pretty awed by each other. It’s quite adorable, actually. Next time I’ll be there, promise. I love you too, baby. And you don’t have to say it to me for me to know that you do, every day and every little thing that you do shows me that.

You can’t just cancel the order of the penis! That’s rude! I want to keep the penis, so I’m going to keep it. And if you cancel it, I will drive to Akron to the adult superstore and buy it myself.
I’m still trying to figure out why the fuck you’re not in here right now, considering I’m ready to prove to you that I’m tens times better than some dick you can buy online.
